Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Good Afternoon,There is something that has always bothered me. It's when someone walks near a garbage can and says something like: "Man, that garbage really stinks."
I always want to respond: "What do you expect it to smell like, it's garbage!"
One of these days I will actually say something... probably not. Maybe I can hang a sign above the garbage that says, "Here's what stinks!"
Speaking of signs, be sure to check out 'Real Signs In Shop Windows' found in today's issue. There are a few other gems too, so enjoy!
Mouthing Off,
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- Mahatma Gandhi
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- Jim Morrison
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Visit: THE EXCUSE-O-MAT[m] b i t s . n . b o b s *-- Real Signs In Shop Windows --*Signs In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
In the window of an Oregon general store: "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
On a Tennessee highway: "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
From the safety information card in America WestAirline seat pocket: "If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member."
On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
On a delicatessen wall: "Our best is none too good."
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