What does The Lucy Show, Dragnet, and the Three Stooges
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Good Afternoon,
I asked my co-workers if they would be interested in
calling Monday's "Funday". They talked about for a few
minutes and then they started booing me. And then somebody
threw a chair at me. So I guess that means that they are
all for turning Monday to "Funday".
Are you looking forward to next Funday?
Today, is all about fun. Enjoy some quotes, TV shows on
DVD, WrestleMania XXVII, and Bizarre Colonoscopy Humor.
Yes, Bizarre Colonoscopy Humor! Hey, it's the kind of
humor that'll loosen you up.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Never spend your money before you have it."
- Thomas Jefferson
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
- Dean Martin
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who
has the better lawyer."
- Robert Frost
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TV Shows on DVD
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television shows to make their way onto DVD...
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released on DVD, with voting on desired future releases.
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John Cena - WrestleMania XXVII
WrestleMania featured professional wrestling matches
that involved different wrestlers from pre-existing
feuds, plots, and storylines that were played out
on WWE's primary television programs.
Watch It Now: http://bit.ly/e76opl
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------------- Bizarre Colonoscopy Humor -------------
Now, enjoy some bizarre colonoscopy humor... I got this
hilarious list from the Daily Groaner newsletter. Check
out some of the goofiest humor around, visit the Daily
Groaner archives at: http://bit.ly/fN4uqI
[A physician claims these are actual comments from his
patients made while he was performing colonoscopies.]
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man
has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand
out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that
my head is not, in fact, up there?"
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