MOUTHPIECE - December 16, 2014

Good Afternoon,

Christmas is less that 10 day away! I'm so excited! I was so good this year you wouldn't even believe. I gave to charity, I helped old ladies cross the street, I even picked up my parents from the airport last week... Whoops!

I've gotta go to the airport! Please enjoy today's issue... it's full of quotes, a game, inventions, and a joke!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Each body has its art..."
--Gwendolyn Brooks

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."
--Jerry Seinfeld

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
--George Burns


[m] What's On the Web?
Randall Peltzer's Amazing Inventions in Gremlins
Before there was the ShamWow Guy there's was Randall Peltzer. Father, Inventor, and narrator of the Joe Dante's 1984 hit-movie 'Gremlins', Rand Pelter has created some of the most inventive inventions that almost work as promised. Take a look at THE BATHROOM BUDDY, THE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH BLENDER, THE SMOKELESS ASHTRAY, and more, and tell me that this man wasn't a genius!

Visit: Randall Peltzer's Amazing Inventions in Gremlins


Gluey Game
"Sticky globs of bright colors. I hate them! I will destroy them, by clicking them. Now, out of my way, you glob-huggers!"

Visit: Gluey Game


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Name 2 of Santa's Reindeer --*
The TV game show was really close. One contestant was asked to name 2 of Santa's reindeer. The contestant gave a sigh thinking that he had finally been given an easy question, "Rudolph and Olive!"

The host asked the contestant, "We'll accept Rudolph but can you explain Olive?"

The man looked at the host and said, "You know, 'Olive,' the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."

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