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MOUTHPIECE - October 28, 2014
Good Afternoon,I know it's early, but here's the Halloween issue of Mouthpiece!
Enjoy some quotes from classic scary movies, see the 100 coolest monsters, play the Ghosts 'n Goblins Game, and learn about the Top 10 Least Popular Halloween Handouts.
Prepare to be tricked, treated, and scared silly. Have a Happy Halloween! And avoid 'Teeth removing Taffy'.
Mouthing Off,
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GopherArchives [m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y "She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother."
--Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates in "Psycho"
"Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it."
--Donald Pleasence as Dr. Sam Loomis in "Halloween"
"Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it."
--Mercedes McCambridge as the Demon in "The Exorcist"
[m] What's On the Web?Ghosts 'n GoblinsIn this arcade game from 1985 you play as Arthur, a knight who must rescue his princess from the clutches of various ghosts and goblins. It's classic, scary and hours of fun!
Visit: Ghosts 'n Goblins Game100 COOLEST MONSTERSAs Halloween gets closer I thought it only appropriate to bring forth the most frightening monsters that have graced television and film. Which of these creatures scare you?
Visit: 100 COOLEST MONSTERS[m] b i t s . n . b o b s* The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween Handouts *1. Spinach flavored Rice Cakes
2. Teeth removing Taffy
3. Metamucil in a straw
4. Ex-Lax Brownies
5. Caramel Covered Zucchini
6. Colored Crisco on a Stick
7. Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts
8. Chocolate Covered Prunes
9. A Handful of Red Man
10. Anything that ticks!
(from Aha!Jokes)
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