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Thursday, November 26, 2009
Good Afternoon,
Hey, it's Thanksgiving! And to celebrate this most
gluttonous of holidays I have nothing food related within
this most awesome of issues of Mouthpiece.
Today, celebrate by giving thanks for one of the best John
Hughes movies ever made. "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"
is a Thanksgiving gem that most folks watch around this
time every year. Learn about the ten best things about this
cinematic masterpiece. Classic stuff.
Learn about being old and about the never-ending achieve-
ments of Stupid Humanz. Have a great holiday weekend and
don't forget to wear your stretchy pants.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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The Ten Best Things About Planes, Trains and Automobiles
There are so many holiday movies, but there aren't too
many Thanksgiving movies. One of the best Thanksgiving
movies is without a doubt, "Planes, Trains and
Automobiles". On this day of thanks you can learn about
the best parts of this John Hughes classic.
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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"OLD" IS WHEN...
**Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
**Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
**Your Honey Dressed Provocatively catches your fancy and
your pacemaker opens the garage door.
**You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.
**You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of
by the police.
**"Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take
any fiber today."
**"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
lot.
**An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
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