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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Good Afternoon,

Have you ever wondered: Which Is Worse?

Running out of toilet paper in the bathroom.

or

Having no tissue with a runny nose while in public.

Today you will be confronted with this and many more
question that will have you asking yourself: Which Is
Worse?

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"A new study found that women have better memories than
men. Also, listen to this. A new study found that women
have better memories than men."
- Jimmy Fallon

"Marvel Studios is looking for a new actor to play the
Incredible Hulk. It's hard because it has to be a normal
person that can change to a scary monster with an anger
problem. Mel Gibson is available."
- Craig Ferguson

"In Cincinnati, a woman gave birth to two 10-pound baby
boys. The kids are named Stretch and Mark."
- Jay Leno

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Hicksville, Ohio

Knockemstiff, Ohio

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Butts, Virginia

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