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MOUTHPIECE - March 1, 2016

Good Afternoon,

Here's a great joke that I was sent the other day. I hope you enjoy.

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 200 bones in the human body?

Patient: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

I hope that made you laugh or giggle or possibly snicker. And now enjoy the rest of today's edition of Mouthpiece.

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
--Isaac Asimov

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."
--Harlan Ellison

"You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself."
--Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

[m] What's On the Web?

24 'True Story' Oscar Movies That Ignored The Truth

From Look, we all know by this point that Hollywood takes some creative liberties when it comes to attempting to tell a "true" story. Some things you just need to change a little or omit for story flow and character arc purposes. But then there are those films -- like the ones we cultivated here with master image manipulator AuntieMeme -- where it seems almost criminal to preface them with "Based On A True Story." We're talking about movies such as...

Visit: 24 'True Story' Oscar Movies That Ignored The Truth

Hexospace Game

From Addicting Games: Take an exciting journey in space. Travel from star to star, gather hexes, get the best score!

Visit: Hexospace Game

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Bizarre March Holidays --*

March 1 is National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is Old Stuff Day
March 3 is I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day
March 4 is Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is Multiple Personalities Day
March 6 is National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is Be Nasty Day
March 9 is Panic Day
March 10 is Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is Jewel Day
March 14 is National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is Submarine Day
March 18 is Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is Poultry Day
March 20 is Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
March 21 is Fragrance Day
March 22 is National Goof-off Day
March 23 is National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is National "Joe" Day
March 28 is Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is I Am In Control Day
March 31 is Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day


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