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Monday, November 9, 2009
Good Afternoon,
Who doesn't like a good 'one-liner' joke? I love 'em. I
use them I often as I can... like now: Support bacteria,
they're the only culture some people have.
That was a good one. How about this: Time is what keeps
everything from happening at once.
Well, what about this one? Your gene pool could use a
little chlorine. Classic!
Learn a few one-liners that will make you seem quick
witted and funny.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
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"When a man says he approves of something in principle, it
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- Otto von Bismarck
"You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't
possibly live long enough to make them all yourself."
- Sam Levenson
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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One Liners
* Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. If
unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick
and unable to clean.
* NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from earth
at 90,000 miles a second. What do you suppose they know
that we don't?
* Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was
put up.
* The only thing that wakes you up faster than coffee is
spilled coffee.
* My husband has suggested a candlelight dinner at home
for our anniversary. Is he being romantic or just cheap?
* A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the
breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn
mower is broken.
* There are two types of roads in our country. One is
under construction and the other is under repair.
* When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken for
patience.
* What will today's younger generation tell their children
they had to do "without"?
* People never grow up; they just learn how to act in
public.
* Hermits have no peer pressure.
* Never trust a story that has been told more than twice.
* If something is confidential, it will be left in the
copier machine.
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