MOUTHPIECE - January 13, 2015

Good Afternoon,

When I woke up this morning all I could think about was, "I feel so old." Maybe you feel old too. If you do then make sure to take a look at the list below that offers suggestions when attempting to determine "'Old' Is When".

Plus, if you took your nap you can also enjoy 11 Actors Everyone Hates to Work With and 'Parks And Recreation' Running Jokes And Recurring Characters Everyone Should Know.

There's lots to like today. I hope you do. Dinner is at 4pm.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give."
--Sir Winston Churchill

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."
--Oscar Wilde

"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
--Peter Ustinov


[m] What's On the Web?
11 Actors Everyone Hates to Work With
High maintenance talent at one time or another. In some cases, always. Here are a few examples of some actors others would rather avoid.

Visit: 11 Actors Everyone Hates to Work With


'Parks And Recreation' Running Jokes And Recurring Characters Everyone Should Know
From Uproxx: This week begins the "farewell" season of Parks and Recreation, one of the all-time great sitcoms, with some of the smartest comedy writing in television history. For those of us saddened to say goodbye to our favorite show in a matter of weeks, at least we'll always have these running jokes...

Visit: 'Parks And Recreation' Running Jokes And Recurring Characters Everyone Should Know


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- "OLD" IS WHEN... --*
**Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

**Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

**Your Honey Dressed Provocatively catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

**You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

**You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

**"Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take any fiber today."

**"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

**An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!

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