MOUTHPIECE - August 19, 2014

Good Afternoon,

I good friend of mine just got engaged. I'm so happy for him and his future bride. The reason I bring this up is that this particular situation reminds me of a joke... which is located below in the Bits N Bobs section for your reading and chuckling pleasures.

Also, be sure to play a game or two of Ores. Trust me, it's fun. And take a peak at 10 Unused Film Posters. You'll see why they remain unused.

Oh, and quotes! Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can."
--Henry David Thoreau

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."
--Thomas Jefferson

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."
--Wayne Gretzky


[m] What's On the Web?
10 Unused Film Posters
From shortlist.com: Before the film, comes the trailer - and before the trailer comes the poster. A first impression is everything to an audience, no matter if the property is a soon to be adapted fan favourite, or a relatively unknown project. Either they were too much, or not enough. Too abstract or too in your face. Too dark or not colourful enough, here are 10 unused film posters (on the left) that were passed over in favour of their final editions (on the right). We have to say, not all of the final ones beat out their earlier versions.

Visit: 10 Unused Film Posters


Ores Game
This puzzle game is simple and fun! Just match block colors to blast them off the page. Oh, and avoid the cliff at all costs!

Visit: Ores Game


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Oh, Mom Knows --*
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married.

He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her."

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