MOUTHPIECE - June 10, 2014

Good Afternoon,

I'm kind of in a silly mood and I want you to be in a silly mood too. So, I have some random humor for you today. You'll either laugh it up or... you won't, but you probably will.

Plus, enjoy some quotes, great title sequence from bad movies, and 15 Ghostbusters facts that you may not know.

Tons of good stuff!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
--Rita Mae Brown

"There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact."
--Mark Twain

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit."
--Aristotle


[m] What's On the Web?
Great Title Sequence, Shame About The Movie
From Shortlist.com: Films with fantastic title sequences have a lot to live up to and while the design team might be on point, everyone else can often be lagging behind. Here are eight disappointing movies with stellar opening credits.

Visit: Great Title Sequence, Shame About The Movie


15 'Ghostbusters' Facts That Came, Saw, And Kicked Ass To Help You Celebrate The Movie's 30th Anniversary
From Uproxx.com: Continuing on with the celebration of all things Ghostbusting, here's some trivia you might not know about the creation of Harold Ramis and Dan Aykroyd's supernatural comedy classic.

Visit: 15 'Ghostbusters' Facts That Came, Saw, And Kicked Ass To Help You Celebrate The Movie's 30th Anniversary


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- RANDOM HUMOR --*
Polynesia: memory loss in parrots.

Oh Lord, give me patience...and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

A good pun is its own reword.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

To err is human, to moo bovine.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

[From Ray's Funny Lists]

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