MOUTHPIECE - May 20, 2014

Good Afternoon,

If you like sauerkraut and are interested in gainful employment German might just be the place for you. Seriously!

Down below there is an interesting little article that shows all curious parties that German holds amazing job opportunities and reveals nine such positions that you can only hold there.

If checking the purity of beer is a real job I'm packing my bags right now. Just take a look for curiosity sake.

Oh, plus there are quotes, 50 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About The Big Lebowski, and then there's a joke that starts off - "A cop pulls over a carload of nuns..."

What's not to like?

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success."
--Anna Pavlova

"Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by."
--Maria Schell

"There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income."
--Edmund Wilson


[m] What's On the Web?
Nine Jobs You Can Only Do In Germany
Need a new job? Want to live in Germany? With an economy growing leaps and bounds German seems like the place for fantastic employment opportunities. This amazing article informs us that... "From telling people to remove their pants, to checking the purity of beer, there are jobs here that simply do not exist in other countries." What's stopping us from packing up and heading on over?

Visit: Nine Jobs You Can Only Do In Germany


50 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About The Big Lebowski
The Coen Brothers' cult classic The Big Lebowski is one of the most beloved and quoted movies of all-time. If you're a fan or unknowing of the Dude and all of his dudeness take a gander at 50 things you might not know about this cinematic gem.

Visit: 50 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About The Big Lebowski


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Highway to Heaven --*
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"

Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!

Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful.

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

Cop: Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible.

Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119.

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