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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Good Afternoon,

Wow, the first month of 2010 is almost over. Can you
believe it? Well, it won't be the second month of 2010
until Monday, but I'm going to say, "Hello, February
2010!" I know, I've got to get out more.

So until Monday, enjoy a few humorous quotes, a great
game called 'Whizz Wordz', the classic newspaper clipping
generator and more, that's right MORE of 'Things Hidden
in a Secret Government Warehouse'.

Tuesday Rules, eh?

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"We've a had a lot of fun being here these last seven
months, but like everything in life, the fun has to come
to an end a decade too early."
- Conan O'Brien

"A man in the UK was banned from a public park after he
tried to have sex with a tree. I don't know about you,
but I think Al Gore has finally gone too far."
- Jimmy Fallon

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
- Dean Martin

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What's On the Web?
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THE NEWSPAPER CLIPPING GENERATOR

This is a great site if you are bored or just feel like
slacking off on the job. You can create your own newspaper
article clipping that looks like you actually scanned in a
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Visit: http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

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Whizz Wordz

If you think you're a smarty then try Whizz Wordz. Make
words with random letters in a few minutes. It's kind of
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Things Hidden in a Secret Government Warehouse... Part 3

A mountain of letters addressed to Santa Claus

One kite, string, and key that are scorched

In a corner a Zoltar Fortune Telling Machine

Yoko Ono's talent

Michael Jackson's original nose

The original blueprints for building the Great Pyramid of
Egypt

A telephone book for the Planet Mars

The original magnifying glass used by Sherlock Holmes

A bottle of smoke from the Chicago Fire

The real contents of Al Capone's Vault

A bottle of the "Andromeda Strain" Virus

The bones of the Loch Ness Monster

Snake Plisken's death certificate

[From free-jokes-online]

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