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Thursday, December 31, 2009
Good Afternoon,
Let's keep things short today so you can get right to the
good stuff! How does that sound? I thought so.
Well, today has got it all. The Chinese Zodiac, snack
foods, great philosophers... squashed and New Years
Resolutions You Can Keep.
A great way to end 2009, wouldn't you say?
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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"Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money."
- Arthur Miller
"I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle
that doesn't require my presence."
- Garry Trudeau
"No one can earn a million dollars honestly."
- William Jennings Bryan
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What's On the Web?
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SNACK FOOD CHINESE ZODIAC
Not happy being born in the Year of the Cock? Then take
a look at this humorous spoof site that uses snack foods
such as Twinkies and cheese puffs instead of animals for
a new type of Chinese Zodiac.
Visit: http://www.toadalamode.com/zodiac.html
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SQUASHED PHILOSOPHERS
Do you enjoy the writings of great philosophers but don't
have time to read their verbose and sometimes difficult to
interpret works? Thanks to Squashed Philosophers, you can
quickly read a nicely condensed and easily digestible bit
of Western Philosophy.
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New Years Resolutions You Can Keep
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year
that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you
can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that
you can use as a starting point:
Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
Stop exercising. Waste of time.
Read less. Makes you think.
Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
Spend more time at work.
Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
Get in a whole NEW rut!
Personal goal: Bring back disco.
Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo
system.
Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.
Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain
or rope for a belt.
Get further in debt.
Break at least one traffic law.
Associate with even worse business clients.
Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of
them.
Wait around for opportunity.
Focus on the faults of others.
Mope about my faults.
Never make New Year's resolutions again.
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