Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Good Afternoon,

Ah, childhood memories.

When I was a kid one of my best days was when my dad bought me a Rubix Cube. He bought it for me out of the blue. I was so happy.

I played with that thing for weeks, but I just couldn't solve it. I think the more I tried to solve it the harder it got.

Everyday my dad would ask me, "Did you solve it yet?"

I'd say, "Not yet, but I'm getting closer."

Now, over two decades have gone by and I still haven't finished that cube. My dad calls every now and again to check on my progress. I let him know what's going on with it and he tells me, "Come on, it's 2013. You're just being lazy."

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
- Mae West

"If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses."
- Confucius


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- New Jersey's Crazy Laws --*
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

You may not slurp your soup.

If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

On a highway you can not park under a bridge.

Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.

You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.

Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

(From Aha!Jokes)

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