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Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Good Afternoon,
It's snowing again. Why does it have to keep snowing?
I'm ready for Spring. I need Spring immediately! I need
warmth, birds singing and flowers blooming.
I want to spend a little bit of time outside that doesn't
involve me shoveling, scraping ice off of my windshield or
flagging people down for a jump-start.
I hate Winter, but I love mittens. Isn't it ironic?
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Facebook is not popular in Japan because Japanese people
are traditionally introverted and private. The report was
written by someone who has never set foot in a Karaoke
bar."
- Conan O'Brien
"The FDA says it will limit the amount of pain reliever
found in Vicodin. Which explains my new substitute for
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- Jimmy Fallon
"Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there
is."
- Will Rogers
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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------------------ Pick Up Lines ------------------
-I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your
apartment?
-I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then,
please start.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I
together.
-If I followed you home, would you keep me?
-If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of
losing you.
-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking
off?
-My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
-So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the
girl of my dreams!
-Stand still so I can pick you up!
-Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else
like you on earth!
-What time do you have to be back in heaven?
-What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart break-
ing.
-What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
-What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
-What's your sign?
-Where have you been all my life?
-Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been
touched by an angel?
-Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
-Wow.
-You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
-You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart
from across the room.
-Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a
nice set of buns.
-Your legs must be tired because you've been running
through my mind all night.
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