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Thursday, June 3, 2010
Good Afternoon,
I just wanted to share a small piece of advice with you
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I hope to someday hand it down to my children.
Advice Tip #36
Never eat a bowl of cereal while driving an automobile,
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golf cart, canoe, blimp, unicycle, bobcat with a saddle
on its back, or a helicopter.
Trust me, it's good advice.
Mouthing Off,
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