Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Good Afternoon,

Well, Thanksgiving is just a few days away. Since that statement is actually accurate I thought it would be in my best interest to make this issue of Mouthpiece 'The 2011 Turkey Day Edition: Yambo Part II' issue.

I've packed this edition with great quotes, a turkey of a game, some interesting 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' facts and a joke that will be great to tell during your turkey day dinner.

So have a Happy Thanksgiving and save me some stuffing.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
- Groucho Marx

"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
- Phyllis Diller


[m] What's On the Web?
20 Facts You Didn't Know About 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'
Learn about some of the behind-the-scenes facts and trivia bits from one of the funniest comedies of all-time. These interesting tidbits will definitely make the peasants rejoice - "Yeah!"

Visit: 20 Facts You Didn't Know About 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'

Turkey Fling
Ever wonder how far you could stretch a rubber turkey? Now you can find out! Eat as much corn as possible to keep flying.

Play It Now: Turkey Fling


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- My Kingdom For A Turkey --*
It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.

"Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."

"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what I have left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.

"That's one is too skinny. What else you got?" says the man.

The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.

"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them!"

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