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Thursday, July 1, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Welcome to July. Well, now that we have that out of the
way, let's get to the excellence that is... Mouthpiece!
First off, The quotes I have selected for you are spelled
correctly and are attributed to the right people.
Then, there are three, that's right, THREE, excellent
websites that are fun and interesting and good time-
wasters and feature movies, quotes and Mr. Picasso Head.
And finally, learn about the 10 things you never want to
hear at a funeral. That one is very important.
So enjoy and I hope that July will bring out the best
in... I don't know. I just ran out of steam.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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5. Celebrities: Before and After Make-Up
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6. Sherlock Holmes - A Clever Disguise
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing."
- Redd Foxx
"Adventure is just bad planning."
- Roald Amundsen
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LED Color Changing Faucet Light
Kids will never burn there hands again....
List Price: $12.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99 (53% off)
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When the water is cold it the facet will flow a blue light,
When the water is hot it will change to red. This item
would make a perfect gift.
FEATURES:
- Easily installs in minutes to most faucets.
- Universal adapters included.
- Water glows RED when water is HOT.
- Water glows BLUE when water is COLD.
- LED illuminates the streaming water from the faucet with
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What's On the Web?
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Do Movie Sequels Live Up to Their Originals?
It's extremely rare for sequels to be as good as the
original. Take a look at the rankings of some of the
most famous and least famous movies in film history
and their subsequent sequels.
Visit: http://bit.ly/b9Ctm9
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MyFilmQuotes
This is the place for the best in Film Quotes and
Film Clips. From the most obscure to the most famous
in movie history, MyFilmQuotes is for true film fans!
Follow!: http://twitter.com/MyFilmQuotes
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MR. PICASSO HEAD
Search for the artist within head over to this site.
Put together your own Picasso art piece and share it
with the world!
Visit: http://www.mrpicassohead.com/create.html
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SUPER SIZE SHAMMIE
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DEAL PRICE: $2.99
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Now is the time to get this FULL SIZED SHAMMIE for just
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market that just don't do the job AND are more than triple
the price!
Like on TV, this Super Size Shammie Absorbs 50% than
natural chamois. It's extra large size of 27 x 17 can be
cut in half for smaller jobs. Durable enough for just
about any task, but soft and gentle enough for use on any
surface.
It's the PERFECT cleaning cloth and has hundreds of house-
hold uses: floors, countertops, appliances, furniture
windows, pets and more. Perfect for washing car or boat,
too! Like on TV, this soft, absorbent and non-abrasive
cloth is 100% polyester and will not scratch or damage any
surface. Best of all... it's reusable! Just machine wash-
able... but do not tumble dry.
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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10 Things You Never Want to Hear at a Funeral Eulogy
1. She died as she lived: oddly dressed and smelling
vaguely of turpentine.
2. Death is not an end, but a beginning. Specifically,
the beginning of an eternity of black nothingness.
3. He touched all of our lives. Unfortunately, he also
touched several of our children.
4. There's no getting around it: Bob was a big, fat,
sweaty pig of a man, which means that now, there's more
pie for the rest of us. Dig in!
5. His spirit will be with us always. And by spirit, I
mean overwhelming credit card debt.
6. I still can't get over that he's gone. I also can't
get over that I totally survived that same car accident!
Can you believe it? I should have had my head cracked
off like what's-his-name here.
7. Steve wasn't unhappy about life. He was just super
excited to die!
8. It's always sad when God calls a child home. But in
the case of Larry here, I'm not so sad. Nice guy, smoked
too much, whatever. So to Larry - nice knowing you, see
you later.
9. I'll never forget the last time I seen him. He was
all, "Betcha $50 I can wrestle a 'gator." And I was all,
"You're on!"
10. I never screwed Cynthia. But I wanted to and God
knows I tried. Even now, in death, I'd have to say I
still wouldn't kick the broad out of my bed.
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