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Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Good Afternoon,
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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THINGS ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM A JIGSAW PUZZLE
1. Don't force a fit. If something is meant to be, it
will come together naturally.
2. When things aren't going so well, take a break.
Everything will look different when you return.
3. Be sure to look at the big picture. Getting hung up on
the little pieces only leads to frustration.
4. Perseverance pays off. Every important puzzle went
together bit by bit, piece by piece.
5. When one spot stops working, move to another. But be
sure to come back later (see #4).
6. The creator of the puzzle gave you the picture as a
guidebook.
7. Variety is the spice of life. It's the different colors
and patterns that make the puzzle interesting.
8. Working together with friends and family makes any task
fun.
9. Establish the border first. Boundaries give a sense of
security and order.
10. Don't be afraid to try different combinations. Some
matches are surprising.
11. Take time often to celebrate your successes (even
little ones).
12. Anything worth doing takes time and effort. A great
puzzle can't be rushed.
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