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MOUTHPIECE - January 6, 2015
Good Afternoon,Did you ever watch a movie and you were enjoying yourself and then suddenly a character in that movie you were enjoying did something so completely out of the ordinary, so bizarre, so weird that you said, "What the heck is going on here?!" Me too!
Today, you'll learn of several instances of this occurrence with '15 Movie Character Traits That Make No Sense'. Plus, find out what happens when and 'If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal'.
Then, you'll find out about - "Mr. Nice Guy"! Trust me, it's funny.
Mouthing Off,
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[m] What's On the Web?15 Movie Character Traits That Make No SenseMovies require use to suspend a lot of natural disbelief about what we're watching. But that's mainly when we see stuff like laser swords, or hear sound in space, or everything about Pretty Woman. But some things we just have to call out because they make no goddamn sense.
Visit: 15 Movie Character Traits That Make No SenseIf Alcohol Had Mascots Like CerealWhen you think about the concept it makes complete sense. Why has this not happen yet? Get on it, boozemakers!
Visit: If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal[m] b i t s . n . b o b s*-- Mr. Nice Guy --*One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.
Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," said the mother diplomatically, "he doesn't seem very nice."
"Oh please, Mom," replied the daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
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