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Thursday, January 21, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Hopefully the entire issue of Mouthpiece mailed out to
you. Sorry about last time. Maybe it was due to government
tampering. Could be.
Today we will continue the list of certain items that
are hidden in a secret government warehouse. This round
features my personal favorite: The "sets and costumes"
that were used to film the Apollo Moon Landing. You read
right.
Check it out and also enjoy The Fashion Police and a
Dancing Dog. It's going to be quite a day.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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Things Hidden in a Secret Government Warehouse... Part 2
A blackboard with equations that prove that time *is*
money
The squadron of jet powered Spruce Geese
Amelia Earhart's flight jacket
The Terminator's arm
Beethoven's Eleventh Symphony
A tight-fitting blue costume with a big red "S" on the
chest
The center of a tootsie roll pop
The Heart of Gold
The "magic gun" that fired the "magic bullet" that killed
JFK
A searchlight with the silhouette of a bat on it
The "sets and costumes" that were used to film the Apollo
Moon Landing
The FBI and CIA files detailing the Career of "Special
Agent Elvis"
[From free-jokes-online]
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