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Thursday, May 20, 2010
Good Afternoon,
I forgot to eat breakfast this morning. I made breakfast
for myself, but I forgot to eat it. I think that the
older I get the more I forget. I wonder what else I forgot
today?
Oh, my parents are at the airport!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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