MOUTHPIECE - December 9, 2014

Good Afternoon,

Today, find out about the Top 10 Worst Vanity Plates and the 22 Disturbing Facts Disney Doesn't Want You to Know.

Then things turn around when you learn about the world according to women. Basically, find out the many things that men are like. Very important stuff here.

But, don't worry... there are hilarious quotes, too! It's gonna be a good week!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
--Johnny Carson

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
--Orson Welles

"I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure."
--John D. Rockefeller


[m] What's On the Web?
Top 10 Worst Vanity Plates
From TopTenz.net: Vanity plates are a lot like Twitter. You've got a limited amount of space with which you must communicate a wide swath of your personality to all the people around you. They can be in-jokes, subtle clues to your political opinions... or show just what a twit you are, or how clueless you happen to be. Here are the ten worst we could find... for now.

Visit: Top 10 Worst Vanity Plates


22 Disturbing Facts Disney Doesn't Want You to Know
From Cracked.com: Disney likes to pretend it's all cute rodents, happy cartoons, and puke-stained amusements parks. But underneath that veneer of fun and joy exists something darker. With the help of the Minnie to our Mickey, AuntieMeme, we present to you some disturbing facts about the happiest place on earth.

Visit: 22 Disturbing Facts Disney Doesn't Want You to Know


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- According to Women... Men Are Like... --*
...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

...government bonds
they take so long to mature.

...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.

...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of
interest.

...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

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