Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Good Afternoon,

After the crazy-business of the long Thanksgiving weekend I could use a joke or two... and I'm sure you could use a few jokes as well.

Well, after the quotes, 20 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About the movie Psycho, and a game of RoboFlu, I have two knee-slappers for you.

Forget about the leftovers and enjoy the last few weeks before the holidays season drives us all insane. Laugh, learn, and play - that's what I say.

Mouthing Off,
Carl


[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
- Steven Wright

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
- Mark Twain

"To be great is to be misunderstood."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


[m] What's On the Web?
20 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About Psycho
From shortlist.com: Psycho is regularly voted among the scariest movies ever made, and definitely the most frightening of Alfred Hitchcock's work - and that's with stiff competition. How much do you know about the film that made the prospect of showering absolutely terrifying?

Visit: 20 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About Psycho


RoboFlu Game
From addictinggames.com: These robots are sick. They're full of letters or something. Mr. Vocabulary to the rescue! Make words using red letters to clean up your bots.

Visit: RoboFlu Game


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- That Explains It --*
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

The farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"


*-- Making A Little Change --*
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."

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