MOUTHPIECE - September 16, 2014

Good Afternoon,

Where else can you go to make a Mr. Picasso Head, find out when your favorite TV Show is coming out on DVD, and learn seven Things You Should Not Say To A Judge...yes, I guess "the internet" would also be an acceptable answer, but the more specific answer I was going for was - The New Issue of Mouthpiece.

It's all here. Oh, and a few entertaining, enlightening and interesting quotations by people who said them. Now that is a good way to get through the day, if you ask me.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining."
--John F. Kennedy

"Nothing you can't spell will ever work."
--Will Rogers

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
--Mark Twain

[m] What's On the Web?
MR. PICASSO HEAD
Search for the artist within head over to this site. Put together your own Picasso art piece and share it with the world!

Visit: MR. PICASSO HEAD


TVShowsOnDVD.com
If you can't get enough of your favorite TV shows, then go to TVShowsOnDVD.com and check out release dates, reviews and the latest news of all things television.

Visit: TVShowsOnDVD.com


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge --*
1. "I got your community service right here pal!"

2. "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on."

3. "You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!"

4. "You're not as easy to buy as others said you were."

5. "No, you robe wearing geek."

6. "I don't suppose there's a "You get me off, I get you off" type of deal out there?"

7. "Just out of curiosity, are you wearing pants?"

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