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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Good Afternoon,

I'm not a good looking guy, but soon I'll be looking good.
Oh, that was bad.

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"Lady Gaga has announced that she is celibate. That's what
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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if you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to
do long division.

if you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."

if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working
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if you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."

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if you have a pet named after a scientist.

if you can translate English into Binary.

if when your professor asks you where your homework is,
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