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Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Over the weekend I had to chance to see the new movie
"Inception". It was an amazing experience. I couldn't
believe what I was witnessing on the big screen. I can't
even really go into details about the film because I
believe ot will tarnish the experience for those that
have yet to view two and a half hours of cinematic
brilliance. Take my work for it or watch a clip from
"Inception" in the 'What's On the Web?' section.
Also, learn about 'Cinema's 50 Greatest Disasters!'
They're truly the biggest bombs of Hollywood. Awful
stuff!
Oh, and double-check to see if you are a caffeine addict,
much like the dude how puts out this newsletter.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"In the movie 'Salt,' Angelina Jolie is accused of being a
Russian spy. She might be a spy and she might not. She's
spy-curious."
- Craig Ferguson
"Budget problems are so bad in Newark, New Jersey, that
the mayor has ordered the government to stop buying toilet
paper for public restrooms. They're calling this the worst
thing to happen to the state since 'Jersey Shore'."
- Jay Leno
"A new survey found that more parents are teaching their
babies sign language before they learn how to talk.
Babies' favorite word in sign language? Whatever putting
your whole hand in your mouth means."
- Jimmy Fallon
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What's On the Web?
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Cinema's 50 Greatest Disasters!
Hollywood is classic for spending money like a drunken
sailor on a three-day pass when it comes to potential
blockbuster returns on a hot film property. But it
doesn't always work to the studios benefit. Check out
this list of Cinema's 50 Greatest Disasters! What!? No
Gigli?
Visit: http://bit.ly/9wBcGH
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Inception: The Most Skilled
Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) informs a prospective client
(Ken Watanabe) that in order to keep his secrets safe
and secure he must offer up what is so valuable to
remain a secret.
Click & View: http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=17144
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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----------- You might be a caffeine addict if... -----------
1. You think sleep is for the weak.
2. The dishes in your house are all coffee cups.
3. You believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.
4. You've ever carried your coffee cup into the shower
with you in the morning.
5. It's 6:09 AM and you're on your 2nd 20oz. cup of
coffee.
6. You regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a
good sign.
7. Your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to
the smell of coffee.
8. Your heart rate is always in triple digits.
9. Mountain Dew is the stuff great decisions are made of.
10. You wake up to Mountain Dew, before switching to JOLT.
11. You can name the five flavors of JOLT.
12. You go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.
13. You have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage
just to sleep.
14. Your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm
clock is in the kitchen.
15. You've given up sex, TV, or all forms of meat for Lent
before, but can't make it 40 days without caffeine.
16. You've ever used the airplane's Call button just to
get a coffee refill.
17. Your heart only beats twice an hour and your eyes
won't shut anymore.
18. Your slogan is "Save water, drink coffee."
19. You have on more than one occasion snorted instant
coffee.
20. You suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee
grounds) whenever the can runs out of coffee.
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