MOUTHPIECE - October 11, 2016
Good Afternoon,
I don't believe that I have ever uttered a thought provoking statement in my lifetime... well, until now.
"Why is it called a toothbrush and not a teethbrush?"
If that did anything for you I have a great list for you which features amazing thought provoking statements that will change your life and the world you live in... forever.
Well, that's kinda setting the bar a bit too high. That's just how I work.
Enjoy and prepare to have statements provoke your thoughts. Really!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."
--Mark Twain
"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."
--Salvador Dali
"If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down."
--Mary Pickford
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25 Easy And Funny Couples Halloween Costumes
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Thought Provoking Statements --*
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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