MOUTHPIECE - August 9, 2016

Good Afternoon,

I completely forgot that the 2016 Summer Olympic Games started over the weekend. I was just watching TV and began to notice that I viewed several hours of swimming and began wondering why I was doing such a thing. Because it's the Olympics. Go USA!

Today, because of the games, I have a game for you and the best way to keep tabs on the 2016 Olympic Games.

We're going for gold over here! Enjoy.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers."
--Mahatma Gandhi

"All things must change to something new, to something strange."
--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile."
--Albert Schweitzer



[m] What's On the Web?
Mini Sports Challenge Game
Get ready to run, jump, swim and paddle in 4 different competitions in this fun sports game. Prepare your fingers and your mind to this speed challenge.

Visit: Mini Sports Challenge Game


Rio 2016 Summer Olympic Games
Keep up with all the official Olympic coverage of the Rio 2016 Summer Games. Check the scheduled events and results, plus record-breaking performances from the world's top athletes. Go for the Gold!

Visit: Rio 2016 Summer Olympic Games




[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Sorry for Eating the Peanuts --*
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

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