Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Since I have been able to read I love checking out the messages hidden inside of fortune cookies. Sometimes they can be funny. Sometimes they can be profound. Sometimes even be confusing. But, today, you'll find out that there are some fortunes that you will wish you did not read.

Plus, we have quotes, games, and Sci-Fi movie stuff to be enjoyed by your eyes, ears, and mind.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."
- Abraham Lincoln

"The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause."
- Mark Twain

"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it."
- Napoleon Bonaparte


[m] What's On the Web?
5 Powerful Sci-Fi Technologies Wasted by their Own Movies

Sometimes the smartest Sci-Fi movies miss the mark when it comes to technology. Take a look at 5 films that tossed aside technological advancements like they were an 8-track player. IDIOTS!

Visit: 5 Powerful Sci-Fi Technologies Wasted by their Own Movies


Mahjongg
I've run this classic game before, but a nice reader asked if I could run it again. I hope you enjoy. It's a game of skill and patience. Click on two matching tiles to remove them and try to get rid of all the tiles to win.

Visit: Mahjongg


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie

1. We know where you live.

2. You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.

3. Everyone's meal today is on you!

4. The "special sauce" came from the floor!

5. Guess what our special "drop" was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!

6. Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.

7. A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.

8. Your dog Sparky...he's no longer missing.

9. See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.

10. MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus....maybe

(From Aha! Jokes)

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