MOUTHPIECE - March 3, 2015

Good Afternoon,

Many words and terms can have several different meanings. For example...

Yawn - involuntarily open one's mouth wide and inhale deeply due to tiredness or boredom; or "Yawn" can also mean - An honest opinion openly expressed.

Maybe I'm not explaining it right. Well, just take a look a several of the Daffynitions I have for you below.

Also, there's quotes, 5 Pop Culture Icons Created by Dumb Mistakes, and The Rarest DVDs and Blu-rays You Might Own.

Good stuff going on today!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
--Ernest Hemingway

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
--Albert Einstein

"I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say."
--Calvin Coolidge


[m] What's On the Web?
5 Pop Culture Icons Created by Dumb Mistakes
From Cracked.com: And this is true for everyone -- the great, creative minds who've built your world were just as prone to stumbling backward into success as the rest of us.

Visit: 5 Pop Culture Icons Created by Dumb Mistakes


The Rarest DVDs and Blu-rays You Might Own
From Mentalfloss.com: That TV show you were into years ago? That Japanese import you can't watch? The DVD and Blu-rays might be worth more than you think.

Visit: The Rarest DVDs and Blu-rays You Might Own


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Daffynitions --*
1 ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

2. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where some women go to dye.

3. CHICKENS: Animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

4. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

5. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

6. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

7. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

8. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all.

9. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

10. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

11. TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices.

12. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

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