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MOUTHPIECE - April 5, 2016

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What do Bob Dylan, a Scuba-Diving Cat, Game of Thrones, and Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon have to do with one another?

If you guessed that they are all part of today's spectacular edition of Mouthpiece then you would be correct. Thanks for playing!

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin
muscle. It wasn't mine."
--Rita Rudner

"I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree
of responsibility that comes with his freedom."
--Bob Dylan

"The modern rule is that every woman should be her own
--Amy Vanderbilt

[m] What's On the Web?

What's Your Game Of Thrones Name?

Come on in and find out whether you'd be a gold-counting Lannister or a dragon-riding Targaryan if you lived in Westeros.

Visit: What's Your Game Of Thrones Name?

It's Scuba-Diving Cat

This cat loves to swim, but his owner decided it was time to go UNDER water too. By the way, it cost $20,000 to develop the custom cat scuba suit.

Visit: It's Scuba-Diving Cat

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon --*

1. Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca."

2. "Jaws of Life" in trunk.

3. Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity.

4. Turn on the wipers and two guys climb out of the trunk with squeegees.

5. You realize too late that it *is* your father's

6. Changing the pre-set radio stations voids the warranty.

7. Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.

8. Car has spent more time on "60 Minutes" than on the road.

9. The hood ornament? An ostrich with its head in the sand.

10. Oil spills on your driveway prompt a visit from Greenpeace.

(From Aha! Jokes)


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