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Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Good Afternoon,
It's lunchtime here at the office. It looks like just
about everyone is chowing down on some kind of nutritious
item. From sandwiches and hot pockets to leftovers and
homemade salads, no one here is missing out on satisfying
their hunger.
Today I have a special lunch. I'm going to enjoy... oh,
I guess I forgot my lunch again. I suppose I could get
something out of the vending machine or see what horrors
might be lurking in my desk.
It appears after foraging that I will be treated to a meal
that consists of stale corn chips and Halloween candy.
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmm, doesn't that sound good?
Well, enjoy your lunch and today's mouth-watering Mouth-
piece.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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