MOUTHPIECE - July 7, 2015

Good Afternoon,

I am partied out! The 4th was crazy with all of the food and fireworks. I've got to relax... and you should, too!

So take it easy and enjoy a pair of games (featuring Language and Laserman), a few quotes, and 18 REALLY Funny Summer Jokes for Kids.

So get comfy and have a recharging week with Mouthpiece. Hey, I'm always here to help.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Whatever you are, be a good one."
--Abraham Lincoln

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
--Steve Martin

"No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another."
--Charles Dickens


[m] What's On the Web?
The Great Language Game
Amongst the thousands of languages spoken across the world, here are just eighty. How many can you distinguish between?

Visit: The Great Language Game


Lazerman Game
From Addicting Games: This blue ball is going berzerk, blazing a trail of carnage through the military lab that stole his body. Don't lose your head! Seriously, don't lose it, it's all you have left!

Visit: Lazerman Game


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- 18 REALLY Funny Summer Jokes for Kids --*
What did the pig say on a hot summer day? - I'm bacon!

Why do bananas use sunscreen? - Because they peel.

Why are gulls named seagulls? - If they were by the bay, they'd be bagels.

Why don't oysters share their pearls? - Because they're shellfish.

Which letter is the coolest? - Iced t.

What do you call a snowman in July? - A puddle.

What do sheep do on sunny days? - Have a baa-baa-cue.

What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? - Show me your mussels.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? - A fsh.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? - It gets wet.

What does a bee do when it is hot? - He takes off his yellow jacket.

What holds the sun up in the sky? - Sunbeams.

What race is never run? - A swimming race.

When do you go at red and stop at green? - When you're eating a watermelon.

Why did the man love his barbecue? - Because it was the grill of his dreams.

What is the best day to go to the beach? - SUNday.

What does the sun drink out of? - Sunglasses.

What did the ocean say to the sailboat? - Nothing it just waved.

(From amomwithalessonplan.com)

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