Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Welcome to July. Well, now that we have that out of the way, let's get to the excellence that is... Mouthpiece!

First off, The quotes I have selected for you are spelled correctly and are attributed to the right people.

Then, there are two excellent websites that are fun, interesting and good time-wasters and feature movies and Mr. Picasso Head.

And finally, learn about the 10 things you never want to hear at a funeral. That one is very important. Take notes.

So enjoy and I hope that July will bring out the best in... I don't know. I just ran out of steam there.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
- Will Rogers

"If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age."
- George Burns


[m] What's On the Web?
Do Movie Sequels Live Up to Their Originals?
It's extremely rare for sequels to be as good as the original. Take a look at the rankings of some of the most famous and least famous movies in film history and their subsequent sequels.

Visit: Do Movie Sequels Live Up to Their Originals?


MR. PICASSO HEAD
Search for the artist within head over to this site. Put together your own Picasso art piece and share it with the world!

Visit: MR. PICASSO HEAD


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
10 Things You Never Want to Hear at a Funeral Eulogy
1. She died as she lived: oddly dressed and smelling vaguely of turpentine.

2. Death is not an end, but a beginning. Specifically, the beginning of an eternity of black nothingness.

3. He touched all of our lives. Unfortunately, he also touched several of our children.

4. There's no getting around it: Bob was a big, fat, sweaty pig of a man, which means that now, there's more pie for the rest of us. Dig in!

5. His spirit will be with us always. And by spirit, I mean overwhelming credit card debt.

6. I still can't get over that he's gone. I also can't get over that I totally survived that same car accident! Can you believe it? I should have had my head cracked off like what's-his-name here.

7. Steve wasn't unhappy about life. He was just super excited to die!

8. It's always sad when God calls a child home. But in the case of Larry here, I'm not so sad. Nice guy, smoked too much, whatever. So to Larry - nice knowing you, see you later.

9. I'll never forget the last time I seen him. He was all, "Betcha $50 I can wrestle a 'gator." And I was all, "You're on!"

10. I never screwed Cynthia. But I wanted to and God knows I tried. Even now, in death, I'd have to say I still wouldn't kick the broad out of my bed.

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