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MOUTHPIECE - March 8, 2016

Good Afternoon,


Mini golf seems to be my sport of choice. I'm not very good at any other sport, well, that's if you consider mini golf a sport, which I do.

Mini golf is a great game. It's a great thing to do while on a date, it's a terrific outing for you and your kids, it's a fun way to spend a Saturday afternoon, and a great game to help you get through a boring day at work.

Mini golf makes the day a little better.

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"I have learned that to be with those I like is enough."
--Walt Whitman

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
--Jimi Hendrix

"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."
--Edith Sitwell


[m] What's On the Web?

Mini Putt Game

The mouse is your club on this digital green. Put Tiger to shame... when it comes to golf.

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Good Reviews for Bad Movies

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Bizarre Trivia --*

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive.

Clinophobia is the fear of beds.

The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on it's fur.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Astronauts cannot cry. In space, there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.

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