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Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Good Afternoon,
Because today is George Washington's birthday today's issue
of Mouthpiece is jam-packed with all things Washington,
presidential, and has a few of those Strange United States
Laws that everyone is scratching their heads over.
So put on a your best pair of knickers and get patriotic
for today is the today that will make you proud to read
this newsletter. I'm not kidding!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem
your own reputation, for 'tis better to be alone than in
bad company."
- George Washington
"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those
few be well tried before you give them your confidence."
- George Washington
"Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder."
- George Washington
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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------------- Strange United States Laws -------------
(from the book "Loony Laws" by Robert Pelton)
In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person,
within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at
any female person with whom he is unaquainted."
In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same
tub at the same time.
In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted
cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept
as pets.
In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a
jacket and pants that do not match.
In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for
a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and
chickens.
In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a
movie house or other theater and from riding a public
streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.
In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any
kind of strapless gown.
In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city
street and drink beer from a bucket.
In Detroit, couples are banned from making love in an auto-
mobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is
parked on the couple's own property.
In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street
while walking on your hands.
In Baltimore, it's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her
clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
In California, animals are banned from mating publicly
within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of
worship.
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