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MOUTHPIECE - February 9, 2016

Good Afternoon,


So... are you ready for a little romance? Well, okay then.

Remember that Sunday is Valentine's Day. Show your special someone that they are... a... your special... someone. Wow, that was a good one. I'm a writer!

Show your special someone just how special they are on Valentine's Day by sending them today's issue. Just me, it's better than overpriced candy and flowers. Oh, okay, so I'm cheap!

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen."
--Ernest Hemingway

"An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought."
--Simon Cameron

"This became a credo of mine...attempt the impossible in order to improve your work."
--Bette Davis


[m] What's On the Web?

21 Subtle Ways That Movies And TV Shows Trick Your Brain

From Cracked.com: We know that filmmaking is more than just a bunch of actors reading a script while some dude points a camera and records it all. There's a lot of careful direction and editing and cinematography going on that is required to take your movie up another level from made-for-TV-but-specifically-made-for-SyFy. But even further than that, there are myriad subtle touches a filmmaker has to give to their movie to make it truly amazing -- some that even go as far as tricking you into feeling a certain way while you're watching a particular scene. We're talking about things like...

Visit: 21 Subtle Ways That Movies And TV Shows Trick Your Brain


Loves Me, Loves Me Not Daisy Game

Type in your name and hers or his name. Pluck the daisy petals to see if your gal/guy loves you.

Visit: Loves Me, Loves Me Not Daisy Game


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Valentine's Day Jokes --*

Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

A: "I love you with all my art!"


Q: What do single people call Valentine's Day?

A: Happy Independance Day


Q: What is the difference between a calendar and you?

A: A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.


Q: What's the best part about Valentines Day?

A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.


Q: What do you call a very small valentine?

A: A valentiny!

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