MOUTHPIECE - July 28, 2015

Good Afternoon,

If you're making your way to Chicago in the near future, be sure to brush up on the laws out there. I just don't want your travels to be ruined by some crazy law that'll get you throw in the pokey. So don't spit or give a dog whiskey - Trust me.

Plus, enjoy the quotes, learn '10 Things You Didn't Know About Caddyshack,' and play Whizz Words Deluxe.

Have fun and be careful out there.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
--Albert Einstein

"Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative."
--H. G. Wells

"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
--Bob Hope


[m] What's On the Web?
10 Things You Didn't Know About Caddyshack
From Decider.com: You may or may not be an expert in Caddyshack trivia, but in honor of celebrating the film's 35th(!) anniversary, we've curated some of our favorite fun facts about the Harold Ramis golf comedy.

Visit: 10 Things You Didn't Know About Caddyshack


Whizz Words Deluxe
Be a smart feller, not a fart smeller. With 16 letters and a time limit you need to think fast to create as many words as you can. So get spelling!

Visit: Whizz Words Deluxe


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- In Chicago It's the Law --*
- It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

- In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.

- Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

- Kites may not be flown within the city limits.

- It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.

- Spitting is forbidden

- It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

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