MOUTHPIECE - February 10, 2015

Good Afternoon,

Are you ready for love? Well, if you're not, are you ready to laugh? Maybe both?

With Valentine's Day coming up I thought of a classic joke that will make your heart flutter and your body shake with laughter. I do it because I love you.

Plus, quotable quotes, 17 Depressing Things Popular Reality Shows Don't Tell You, and Most Unnecessary Movie Action Figures.

Yes, it's going to be a big day!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."
--Groucho Marx

"College isn't the place to go for ideas."
--Helen Keller

"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose."
--Bill Gates


[m] What's On the Web?
17 Depressing Things Popular Reality Shows Don't Tell You
We all know that Reality TV isn't that real, but there is a reality to it and that reality isn't too appealing. Ready to discover the depressing reality of Reality TV? They should make a show about this.

Visit: 17 Depressing Things Popular Reality Shows Don't Tell You


Most Unnecessary Movie Action Figures
There are a lot of unnecessary action figures out there. Here are a few of the most unnecessary. Seriously, Wheelchair Rocky from Rocky II?

Visit: Most Unnecessary Movie Action Figures


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- In A Romantic Mood --*
An elderly couple came back from a wedding one afternoon and were in a pretty romantic mood. While sitting on their loveseat, the elderly woman looked at her companion and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had."

The old man feeling a bit obliged leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Then she said, "I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity."

The old man again feeling obligated reached over and gently placed his arm around her shoulders.

The elderly woman then stated," I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and send chills down my spine."

This time the old man started to get up off the couch. As he began to walk out of the living room his wife asked, "Was it something I said, where are you going?"

The old man looked at her and replied, "I'm going to the bathroom to get my teeth!"

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