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Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Good Afternoon,
I forgot to bring my lunch today. I guess I could check
the drawers of my desk for a nourishing item or two.
Let's see here. I have a stick of gum, a box of Christmas
cookies that I never finished, a jar of peanut butter, a
bottle of antacids and a package of citrus flavored cough
drops.
Well, that actually sounds much better meal than what I
was going to bring in today.
Bring on the eating!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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