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Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Good Afternoon,
I think I'm coming down with something. And by 'something'
I mean an illness of some sort.
Well, here are my symptoms... watery eyes, running nose,
enlarged elbows, swollen chin, green feet, unfashionable
hair, meat fists, indentured lung, zombie colon and
unibrow.
So what do you think I have? I don't know what illness I'm
suffering from, but I do know that I've got yet another
awesome issue of Mouthpiece for you! Where am I?
If you enjoy Harry Potter, pop culture and tattoo parlors
then today is your day! Just remember not to eat 20 minutes
before enjoying the contents of this newsletter.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny
as possible."
- David M. Ogilvy
"I have learned that to be with those I like is enough."
- Walt Whitman
"Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body."
- Sir Richard Steele
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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---- Things you don't want to hear in a tattoo parlor ----
"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."
"We're all out of red, so I used pink."
"There are two O's in Bob, right?"
"Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."
"That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named
Tahiti Sweetie."
"Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."
"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room
back here."
"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."
"The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make
a nice waving effect."
"Oops ... "
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