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Thursday, June 24, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Some say I'm paranoid, but I'm really not. I just don't
know why people keep talking about me and my supposed
paranoia. It seems to be on everyone's tongue. Everywhere
I look people are chatting away, no doubt it's about you-
know-who. No matter where I go I just can't seem to escape
it. I think I'm being followed. Not right now, I meant
earlier.
Hey, wait! Who's reading this? What do you want?!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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-------------- Top Ten Signs You're Paranoid --------------
10. You run away upon seeing a mall directory that says,
"You are here."
9. Thirty five locks on your sock drawer just aren't
enough.
8. You hire a private eye to keep an eye out on your
house, but then fire him because he's part of the
conspiracy.
7. Before you take the garbage cans back from the street,
you check them for really short Mafia hit men.
6. You are learning six foreign languages because you just
know those people you don't understand are talking about
YOU.
5. You even wonder if the guard dog you hired is secretly
plotting against you.
4. You have a funny feeling the voices in your head are
plotting behind your back.
3. It takes you three hours each evening to program the
household alarms and video surveillance system before you
can go to bed.
2. You're checking off each number on this list as you
read.
1. The Witness Relocation Program has told you to stop
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