Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Since the much anticipated soon-to-be record-breaking summer blockbuster "The Dark Knight Rises" is just days away from its release I thought that it would be more than fitting to offer up to you Batman themed internet related games and charts and pictures and things of that ilk. It's some cool stuff Bat Fans! Please enjoy.

And there's some other stuff too. Quotes and a very funny list about stress. Good stuff, folks!

So enjoy this issue and remember that Mouthpiece will be back next week. Same Mouthpiece time. Same Mouthpiece channel. Wait, what?

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"A man does not have to be an angel in order to be a saint."
- Albert Schweitzer

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
- Benjamin Franklin

"I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell."
- Harry S. Truman


[m] What's On the Web?
Gotham City Crisis
Batman is back saving Gotham City. Help the caped crusader rescue hostages from the villainous Bane. Get thru deadly traps using special armor and defeat Bane and his henchmen.

Play: Gotham City Crisis


From Kane to Nolan: 70 Years of Bat Evolution
Take a look at the development of one of the greatest comic book heroes in history. Batman has been thru quite a bit over the last 70 years, especially when Joel Schumacher got a hold of him.

Visit: From Kane to Nolan: 70 Years of Bat Evolution


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- You Know You're Too Stressed If... --*
1. You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

2. The Sun is too loud.

3. Trees begin to chase you.

4. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

5. You can hear mimes.

6. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

7. You and Reality file for divorce.

8. You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

9. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

10. Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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