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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Good Afternoon,

I'm the kind of guy that enjoys t-shirts with clever
stuff printed on them. I am a proud owner of the "I'm
With Stupid" t-shirt. That's right. It's a classic.

Now I wish that t-shirts stopped being clever and started
being honest about the person that wears it. Hey, honesty
is the best policy. Isn't it?

Well, think what you will, but visit 'What's On the Web?'
and learn what would happen if... If T-Shirts Told the
Truth!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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What's On the Web?
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Older Than Dirt Quiz

Count all the ones that you remember - not the ones you
were told about! Ratings at the bottom.

1. Blackjack chewing gum

2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water

3. Candy cigarettes

4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles

5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes

6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard
stoppers

7. Party lines

8. Newsreels before the movie

9. P.F. Flyers

10. Butch wax

11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive-6933)

12. Peashooters

13. Howdy Dowdy

14. 45 RPM records

15. S&H Green Stamps

16. Hi-fi's

17. Metal ice trays with lever

18. Mimeograph paper

19. Blue flashbulb

20. Packards

21. Roller skate keys

22. Cork popguns

23. Drive-ins

24. Studebakers

25. Wash tub wringers

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If you remembered 0-5 You're still young

If you remembered 6-10 You are getting older

If you remembered 11-15 Don't tell your age

If you remembered 16-25 You're older than dirt!

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