MOUTHPIECE - November 18, 2014

Good Afternoon,

Usually you would have to work naked if you were a stripper, Jell-O wrestler, or a model for an art class, but now, thanks to a rather interesting list, there are ten good reasons to start going to work naked. Number 10 was made for me.

Plus, there are some things about 'SNL' Mastermind Lorne Michaels, the movie 'The Breakfast Club' and that's about it. Oh, I got quotes too!

So enjoy, laugh, and share! That's all I ask.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"If you cannot convince them, confuse them."
--Harry S Truman

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
--Mae West

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."
--Socrates


[m] What's On the Web?
22 Things You Might Not Know About The Breakfast Club
I have a few questions for you - Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? And, are there any fans of John Hughes out there? Well, you are in for a treat - discover 22 things that you might not have known about 'The Breakfast Club'.

Visit: 22 Things You Might Not Know About The Breakfast Club


Everyone Should Know These Seven Things About 'SNL' Mastermind Lorne Michaels
Very few people have had a relationship with television like Lorne Michaels. From SNL to Conan O'Brien, Michaels has done it all. Here are seven amazing things about "Dr. Evil"... I mean Lorne Michaels.

Visit: Everyone Should Know These Seven Things About 'SNL' Mastermind Lorne Michaels


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
* TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED... *
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

(101funjokes.com)

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