Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Good Afternoon,

I'm sure that you noticed the new look of Mouthpiece. We are giving this old ezine a face-lift of sorts, but not a scary Burt Reynolds face-lift, more along the lines of a tasteful, energetic look.

And just so you know, this is only the beginning. I'm going to be trying some new things here and there so keep a keen eye for that.

I hope you enjoy the new look of Mouthpiece and feel free to send me an email with your questions, comments, quotes, funny lists and site suggestions. I look forward to your feedback on the new look and the content of Mouthpiece.

Thanks for reading and enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head."
- Dennis Miller

"For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong."
- Henry Louis Mencken

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
- George Burns


[m] What's On the Web?
South Park Avatar Creator

"Create your own South Park alter-ego or make one of your family and friends!" It's the closest you can get to being on 'South Park', that is unless you do something really stupid and end up in the public eye for a time. Actually, regardless of when you goof up they'll find a place to ridicule you. Trust me. So I suggest keeping your nose clean and making your very own South Park Avatar.

Visit: South Park Avatar Creator

Hand Speak

Whether you are looking to learn sign language or wanting to eavesdrop on a deaf person's conversation, Handspeak.com will teach you to read and sign many different words. If you just would like to know what a certain word would mean in sign, this is the website to visit!

Visit: Hand Speak

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
WISE ADVICE FROM KIDS
"Medicine only works if it's cherry flavored."
-- Elissa, 9

"Good food always comes with a toy."
-- Ryan, 6

"Just because your dog drinks from the toilet, doesn't mean you should."
-- Juaquim, 7

"Don't dry the dog in the microwave."
-- Brittany, 5

"If mommy says no, then you should ask daddy."
-- Daniel, 7

"You can't eat soup with a fork."
-- Mel, 4

"Don't pick your nose when you're finger-painting."
--Xiang, 8

"Never ask mom when she's going to go on a diet."
--Bob, 11

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