MOUTHPIECE - October 7, 2014

Good Afternoon,

The time has come for me to get a new car. I'm not one that has a vast knowledge about car so I'm a little out of my depth when it comes to car shopping. That's why I'm glad I found this list - Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon.

It's going to help me tremendously, and hopefully it will come in handy for you future car shoppers out there.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon --*
1. Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca."

2. Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.

3. Changing the pre-set radio stations voids the warranty.

4. Car has spent more time on "60 Minutes" than on the road.

5. Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity.

6. Turn on the wipers and two guys climb out of the trunk with squeegees.

7. "Jaws of Life" are in trunk.

8. Oil spills on your driveway prompt a visit from Greenpeace.

(Courtesy of ahajokes.com)

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