MOUTHPIECE - March 10, 2015

Good Afternoon,

I often wonder what my last words will be. I wonder if they will be poetic, thoughtful, or memorable. Maybe they will be forgetful, lame, or confusing. Regardless they have to be better that something like, "He's probably just hibernating."

If you are at a loss for last words check out the rather extensive list located in the 'Bits N Bobs' department. The last one is my particular favorite. What's yours?

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
--Sir Winston Churchill

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain

"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
--Frank Zappa


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- FAMOUS LAST WORDS --*
* I'll get a world record for this..

* It's fireproof.

* He's probably just hibernating.

* What does this button do?

* It's probably just a rash.

* Are you sure the power is off?

* Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

* Pull the pin and count to what?

* Which wire was I supposed to cut?

* I wonder where the mother bear is.

* I've seen this done on TV.

* These are the good kind of mushrooms.

* I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

* Let it down slowly.

* Rat poison only kills rats.

* It's strong enough for both of us.

* This doesn't taste right.

* I can make this light before it changes.

* Nice doggie.

* I can do that with my eyes closed.

* I've done this before.

* Well, we've made it this far.

* That's odd.

* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

* Don't be so superstitious.

* Now watch this.

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